Alexandre Rodrigues da Silva (born 2 September 1989 in Pato Branco, Paraná), commonly known as Alexandre Pato, is a Brazilian footballerwho plays as a Striker or Forward for Italian Serie A club Milan and the Brazilian national team. The nickname “Pato” is in honour of his place of birth, but has led to commentators calling him “The Duck”, which is the literal translation of “Pato” from Portuguese.

“The Duck” - well, this is one bird we wouldn’t let fly away. 

PS. Read the click through article on him. He’s so humble and adorbs 

BENNY FEILHABER (born January 19, 1985) is an American soccer midfielder, who plays for AGF Aarhus in the Danish First Division and the United States national team.

He was the entire reason we watched the World Cup. For serious.

For D&G - Italia Team. L-R: Fabio Cannavaro, Gianluca Zambrotta, Gennaro Gattuso, Andrea Pirlo, Manuele Blasi

Bring. It. On. Now… if only they would play the game in THAT - Americans would be more inclined to watch. We do appreciate a gaggle of sculpted men.