Pato

We can’t help but love a baby-faced athlete. It’s like finding a $20 bill in your overcoat - pure unexpected joy!

Pato

We heart you too!

Freddie Ljungberg.

oh you’ve got some serious Arsenal, and we aren’t bullet proof.

(heh, didja see what we did there? Punny)

Freddie Ljungberg

wurk it boi.

Freddie Ljungberg.

how many different ways can you say “fuckyes”? Because we’d say em all to this photo

Freddie Ljungberg. For Calvin Klein

isn’t it amazing when athletes get in front of a camera in their skivvies!? We think so too.

Karl Fredrik “Freddie” Ljungberg (Swedish pronunciation: [ˈfreːdrɪk ˈjɵŋˌbærj]) (born 16 April 1977 in Vittsjö) is a Swedish professionalfootballer currently playing for Seattle Sounders FC in Major League Soccer.

gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllll

Chase Utley & Ryan Howard.

all sepia & classichot

Chase Utley.

True story: I used to collect the baseball cards with the hotboys on them and throw out the others. Of course, this did not relate to any kind of actual value, except for my own pure joy.

Chase Utley.

how are you still so fucking hot when you’re jumping over a base-runner? It shouldn’t be possible.

Chase Utley.

home-run-handsome

Chase Utley.

ignore that ugly ho on the left… Look, Kittens with a Hotboy!

Chase Utley

… i wanna take a ride on your disco stick / baseball bat

Chase Utley.

baseball players really are the all-american-hotboys