While we think that the Carly Rae Jepson and Abercombie & Fitch are pretty played out - something magical happens when you pair them together. We dare you to not watch the whole thing…
Howard Bach | Badminton
We’ve never considered this slowed-down version of tennis to be especially foxy, but our boy Howard’s proving us wrong.
Wallace Spearmon | Track and Field
We fell in love as soon as I gazed into his beautiful green eyes. Bonus points for sexxxy lion king tattoo.
Logan Dooley, Gymnast
You guys! You guys! Mr. Dooley’s specialty is the trampoline! THE MUTHAFUCKIN TRAMPOLINE! You know what that means… he be bouncy. Unf.
Nathan Adrian, Swimmer
Good lord. Swimmers and their damn shoulders. We just wanna get piggy-backs all day long. Also he’s got one of the hottest names right? Like a porn star we’d totally follow on twitter.
Eric Shanteau, Swimmer
YOU ES AY! YOU ES AY! YOU ES AY! Eric is slicing through our hearts like his body through water… erm … or something like that.
Trey Hardee, Track and Field (Decathlon)
HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE A “Trey”! All meat and lil substance, but sometimes we’re totally okay with that. Like when you want it rough and uncomplicated (sorta like running!)
Michael Phelps, Swimmer
Alright, so this photo just flat-out ain’t good. Bitch - yous got a sore on your lip that really doesn’t make us all hot & bothered. But your humble author found some other good ones, so don’t worry bbs.
See! THAT’S WHAT WE’RE TALKIN’ BOUT:
Kristian Ipsen, Diver
Dive our way, Kris. This shot is adorbs… although the one below, he’s got a bit of gayface, no? I mean, we’re fine with that - so long as he pops out of the pool dripping wet.
WTF is this pose bytheway? Queer. (In the odd-sense of the word)
WELCOME BACK, KITTENS.
Officially, FYHBs is turned on again. And there is one major motivation for this upstart - The Olympics. Your humble tumblrs are warming up their dashboards to bring you the hottest Team USA (and abroad) in anticipation for the Games ahead.
You’re welcome… Now, let’s get this show on the road
